"Your boyfriend is a total douchebag" "yeah totally"
"I bought some new smoking materials for my boyfriend but they were so good that I used them myself"
"Does he have a septum ring or something?"
"Wow being in this room is just like college"
"I don't understand abstract art - all they do is smoosh colors around"
"I feel like I know you a lot better now that I've been to your room"
Luckily the lecture was more interesting than the audience. You should have been there.